Tonight I played MASH for the first time in at least ten years with my good friend Beth. MASH is a childhood fortune-telling game where the goal is to determine where and how the player will live when they grow up. You can learn more here. You can also play at PlayMash.com or MashGame.com.

We kind of made up our own categories, but here is my future summed up in a few words:

• I will live in Portland, OR
• in a castle
• living with The Agent
• taking care of 9 really cool cats
• while always listening to Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte
• drinking lots of PBR
• transporting myself via bus
• and supporting myself quite easily because I am an independently wealthy stamp collector